12 Jul

Music: River Kwai march
Video Rating: 4 / 5

chris cooley – Washington Redskins chris chambers – San Diego Chargers Jason Cambell – Washington Redskins Marques Colston – New Orleans Saints Andre Johnson – Houston Texans Mike Nugent – New York Jets Marc Bulger – St. Louis Rams Mason Crosby – Green Bay Packers showing their skills…the reason why to pick them ;)
Video Rating: 4 / 5

50 Responses to “Comedy Football”

  1. GThazard says:

    @MeMonkeyRule u gay?

  2. GThazard says:

    2:40 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  3. Y2JFozzyRock says:

    @XAddict3dX I am not 15, and I certainly don’t need to get a life. You do. Instead of watching soccer, you can do something good with your life, like going on a walk in the park. Soccer is the same as drugs, alcohol and cigars – it kills you slowly. It kills you slowly with its boringness and retardness…

  4. Y2JFozzyRock says:

    @TheRoopeKonna I insulted soccer. I can’t find my exact message, but I know I didn’t insult the fans before they started insulting me. I always insulted it, and I always will! For me this is one retarded, boring, skills-free piece of crap. In soccer the only objective is to run after a ball and kick it. And the world loves that?! ALL the other sports are better than soccer. Btw I know Analdo is a fag and a homo. I have his picture printed, and I throw darts at him. A hundred points for the nose

  5. MeMonkeyRule says:

    its funny

  6. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    Ofc pro wrestling guy beats football player, and i guess you laso could’t take kendo stick hit, but football isn’t described or never meant to be a game where players just want to hurt each other!

  7. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    You insulted us and before you insulted us we didn’t care a shit about you! Now you say that you had a reason to insult us. Some players are fags, examples Iniesta and C.Ronaldo, and Materazzi, the “monster”. (That guy wants only to hurt players.. he has broke their legs..)

  8. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    It depends does the soccer player has shaolin kung-fu as a hobby!
    If you can’t imagine then it’s your own weakness.

  9. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    Well there you are wrong again!!
    In football sadly our team isn’t as succesful as in hockey.

  10. XAddict3dX says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock considering you thinking and logic, i bet that your 15 years old… and thats being generous…. get a life… and you can deny and bitch about it as mutch as u want, but Football is the KING sport on the planet, and american games are non existing to the rest of the pnanet… PEACE ! and realy… get a life… i pitty u…

  11. Y2JFozzyRock says:

    @TheRoopeKonna By the way congratulations of beating our team in the hockey championship. We sure won’t try to do the same thing with soccer.

  12. Y2JFozzyRock says:

    @TheRoopeKonna About that kick – I bet Carlos or the other soccer players wouldn’t dare to make ANY of the wrstling moves. I can’t picture a soccer player jumping from the top of a ladder or a steel cage and getting up from it. I can’t imagine soccer player going through a wooden table. I can’t imagine soccer player getting hit with a kendo stick so hard, that the stick ends up broken. Matter fact, I can’t imagine a soccer player doing anything else except kicking and chasing a ball…

  13. Y2JFozzyRock says:

    @TheRoopeKonna First off, wrestling is not a sport. It’s a show. And second – I never insulted you soccer fans with no reason. You started first, after I insulted SOCCER. You can insult wrestling all you want, but this won’t insult me. I will just correct you if you’re mistaking about something. Example:”wrestling is fake”. It’s not fake, it’s scripted. Anyway, I never insulted soccer fans with no reason.

  14. canaanpeople says:

    when the stupid american will get this (no one care about ur stupid sports) and most of the world didn’t even heard of ur sports , and football is every thing not soccer it’s football u ignorants

  15. TheRoopeKonna says:

    A comedy? More like a sleeping pill. This is a game (not a sport) for retards only. And the players – just a bunch of homosexuals running after a ball. -Y2JFozzyRock

    That is his first comment. See, you insulted football = insulted us. Lot of us play football, and you clearly insulted us by calling us homosexuals.
    Thumbs up so he always sees this!

  16. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    Well, for your hockey – WE beat your team in world championship.

  17. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    Football is the most dangerous sport in the world. They don’t wear any masks or arms which could help them to face the hits. You are kicked to your leg with power of 200km/h(Carlos has kicked 266km/h..), it SURE hurts. A lot more than hit in wrestling.

  18. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    Insulting football is like insulting us. If we insult your favourite sport(wrestling lol), you would do the same thing. Try not to be the angel here.

  19. TheRoopeKonna says:

    @Y2JFozzyRock
    Say that to billions who watch football all across the world. Four billion people CAN’T be all wrong.

  20. Savveas says:

    0xa0axax0xa0xa0xa0ax0ax0xa0ax0x

  21. navisingh2302 says:

    i just love the ending

  22. funnyguy1012 says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  23. 100bigears says:

    this is my favorite soccer video!!! I love the guys that carry the guy out with the stretcher!!!

  24. SamMorale says:

    Football equals best sport end of. It’s football not soccer by the way. Football in the USA equals padded rugby.

  25. latinozstandup305 says:

    the first one was fucking amazing

  26. Laconic913 says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice
    (cont.)
    And as for your “foot”ball contention, please, point out to me all of the Aussie football haters, because I see none. A Google pulse on “Australian Football isn’t played with feet” (no quotes) mostly brings up various pages describing the game and its rules. The same search with “American” brings up mostly Euros bagging on American football simply because Americans like it. Now, please, develop an intelligent point, you’re starting to sound like a repetitive parrot.

  27. Laconic913 says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice Such a witless, redundant troll, but I’ll keep feeding. For now.

    Any fat idiot can play any sport, including soccer. Most of them tend to not be very good. Now, if your implication is that people who aren’t 1.8-1.9m, 80 kilos and who can’t run around a field for 90 minutes without tiring aren’t athletes, find one of your country’s Olympic weightlifters, tell that to his face, and report back here what his reaction was as soon as you’re released from the hospital.
    (cont.)

  28. WithExtremePrejudice says:

    @nextbestrockstar Sorry, I’ve played some of your American football video games, and my opinion is no different. It’s a poor, boring game with little strategy. Any fatass can play it. I can honestly say I have never seen an American football player who looks remotely in shape.

  29. WithExtremePrejudice says:

    @Laconic913 I see plenty of people complaining about Aussie Rules football, because it’s a dumb sport.

    Sorry, Americans are uncivilized, period. This is a stupid sport that any fat idiot can play.

  30. Favre4Minnesota2010 says:

    i like nfl fantasy files pro edition. that was a good video

  31. nextbestrockstar says:

    @acechin what difference does it make what we call it.

    if we called “coca cola” “turd water” would it taste any less delicious?

  32. Laconic913 says:

    @acechin Uncivilized? That’s ironic coming from someone from a country where forced marriages and systematic social segregation are still common, if not prevalent. Gridiron, soccer, rugby, and various other rules football variations all have a common ancestor general game in medieval Europe that was called football. You also could argue that rugby football and rules football are played mostly with the hands as well, but I don’t see anyone bitching about that.

  33. acechin says:

    @Laconic913 @WithExtremePrejudice Fucking american cunts!!! they play it wit hand n they call it football.. They are all refugees..and they call real americans “red Indians” ..Evryone makes automobile RHD..they make it LHD.. 3 point plugs they make are upside dwn to rst f the wrld… Whole world adopt the MTS SI system still these fuckers use [foot, pound, second system].. US SUCKSS!!!! umcivilizd retards

  34. acechin says:

    @Jewilliams88 @WithExtremePrejudice Fucking american cunts!!! they play it wit hand n they call it football.. They are all refugees..and they call real americans “red Indians” ..Evryone makes automobile RHD..they make it LHD.. 3 point plugs they make are upside dwn to rst f the wrld… Whole world adopt the MTS SI system still these fuckers use [foot, pound, second system].. US SUCKSS!!!! umcivilizd retards

  35. acechin says:

    @nextbestrockstar @WithExtremePrejudice Fucking american cunts!!! they play it wit hand n they call it football.. They are all refugees..and they call real americans “red Indians” ..Evryone makes automobile RHD..they make it LHD.. 3 point plugs they make are upside dwn to rst f the wrld… Whole world adopt the MTS SI system still these fuckers use [foot, pound, second system].. US SUCKSS!!!! umcivilizd retards

  36. acechin says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice Fucking american cunts!!! they play it wit hand n they call it football.. They are all refugees..and they call real americans “red Indians” ..Evryone makes automobile RHD..they make it LHD.. 3 point plugs they make are upside dwn to rst f the wrld… Whole world adopt the MTS SI system still these fuckers use [foot, pound, second system].. US SUCKSS!!!! umcivilizd retards

  37. acechin says:

    @nextbestrocksta ha ha h a.wat a pity..uncivilizd american whites!!!! U fuckers play it 90% with hand and u calll it football?? U retards…

  38. acechin says:

    @Laconic913 ha ha h a.wat a pity..uncivilizd american whites!!!! U fuckers play it 90% with hand and u calll it football?? U retards…

  39. acechin says:

    ha ha h a.wat a pity..uncivilizd american whites!!!! U fuckers play it 90% with hand and u calll it football?? U retards…

  40. Laconic913 says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice
    (…cont)
    NFL playbooks typically have dozens, if not hundreds, of different plays which must be must be memorized by each person on the team. Deception is a key element, as is the ability to predict the opponent’s next move at every position, especially for the coach. Quarterbacks and lead linebackers/safeties must read the tactical situation and adjust assignments accordingly. Et cetera. Also, all of this ignores the considerable physical considerations of the game.

  41. Laconic913 says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice I’m your huckleberry. Please explain to me how, in your estimation, gridiron has “little strategy.” The goal is simple, but the methods of achieving it are incredibly diverse. I can think of five types of offenses that are each completely different but have all been employed effectively. Granted, I’m not intimate with the strategies of rugby and soccer, but from what I’ve seen most teams go about accomplishing their goals in mostly the same way.
    (cont…)

  42. squirrelz2z2 says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice American football says it all. It is our sport.

  43. fullnelson9999 says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice Your ignorance is absolutely amazing. Really, it is.

  44. nextbestrockstar says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice oh, thank you so much for the english lesson. i had no idea i was getting docked for conventions…. *saracasm* (im in summer break right now)

    and yes, i would say i know more about football because ive been watching it my whole damn life. and based on what you are saying, you haven’t watched much at all. id say that makes sense.

    and football does require more strategy. play the game Madden some time for the xbox. you’ll realize how much strategy there is.

  45. Jewilliams88 says:

    Wow what a Jack ass. That’s all you got is that Americans are dumb and football is stupid. Where are you from that’s so much better. I thinks it’s funny how you say soccer has so much more strategy. All they do is kick a ball around untill someone gets close to them and then they fall down like little bitches. I would love to see a soccer team try to play football against a NFL team.

  46. WithExtremePrejudice says:

    @nextbestrockstar First of all, you don’t even know your own language well. The word you should be using is “you’re,” not “your,” you stupid American. Secondly, American football does NOT have more strategy than other sports. I believe that YOU believe it does, but that’s because you’ve been deluded into believing such a thing over years of watching the sport. It’s hilarious that you think because American football is your sport that you are somehow more privileged to knowledge about it.

  47. nextbestrockstar says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice again, your wrong. i dont know where you get off telling me there is no strategy to american football, when it has more strategy then any other sport.

    soccer is quick thinking and setting up goals. rugby, is exactly what you said football was, running straight at them and throwing the ball backwards.

    you dont know anything at all about american football, so its funny you think you have the knowledge to discredit the sport.

    you are retarded.

  48. WithExtremePrejudice says:

    @nextbestrockstar No, “your” ignorant as to how little strategy there is in American Football compared to other international sports such as association football and rugby. In short, those sports have far more strategy than you credit them for, whereas American football has little strategy.

    Stupid fucking American.

  49. nextbestrockstar says:

    @WithExtremePrejudice your ignorant to what football is. there are so many different plays. what you described is called ‘trash can’ where everyone just wings the play. and that is only used in pick up games, never in any official games.

    football takes more strategy then any sport because of the stopping. plays are made on both sides. the only time a team ‘takes the ball and just runs to the endzone is on a kick or punt return.

    you should learn what football is before you talk shit about it.

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